skate mean live clean

quit it with the emo

January 29, 2012

familiar

clientsfromhell:

I was at the airport, ready to leave for vacation when I got a panicked phone call from a client. She stated that the video I sent her - part of a large marketing campaign - was missing the sound. After a lot of shouting and threats on her part, I agreed to go to her office try and fix it. 

After being escorted into her office, I played the video and double-checked her computer’s sound options. Then I unplugged her headphones. Then I billed her for my missed flight. 

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January 5, 2012

you know, if you really think about it, scarlett was kind of a ho.

you know, if you really think about it, scarlett was kind of a ho.

January 5, 2012

It Does Not

It does not matter how slow you go so long as you shower.

— Wisdom of Confucius

January 4, 2012

except without laura dern.

thedailywhat:

Lights Out: What I would imagine it might look like if David Lynch directed a Keyboard Cat video.

[robertpopper.]

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The Daily What

January 3, 2012

  • Canon EOS 5D Mark II
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    f/9
uuyyy prettay

uuyyy prettay

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Glamour Tumblr

January 3, 2012

January 3, 2012

mikerosenstein:

#cool plates bro (Taken with instagram)

">mikerosenstein:

#cool plates bro  (Taken with instagram)

mikerosenstein:

#cool plates bro (Taken with instagram)

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Every Rosenstein Has Its Thorn

January 3, 2012

holy shit

holy shit

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Aziz is Bored

January 3, 2012

pleatedjeans:

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